One day akpos went to a hotel one day,when he got there he called his galfriend,mainwhile on his table was sachet pure water and toothpick even his pockets were empty.suddenly he noticed a table nearby with diffrent types of drink and he changed table,picked a glass and started drinking.immediately his galfrnd arived,picked up d list and started making order,bt akpos quickly diverted her memory off the list.few minutes later,the waitress came to show him his bills,here was their conversation:- waitress: oga,your money is 9,500. Akpos:who? Waitress:YOU ATE FRied rice,you drank henessay,champagne,rozay,and mcdowell's and total is #9,500. Akpos:wait,wait,i said wait.who ate total,i dint eat total ohh. Waitress:help,help,people help me. Akpos:shout,shout,did i eat total? I dint eat total. A man from the security department held him and started searching him,what he got was an empty wallet,and an old nokia 3310,the security man stripped him and akpos had to go home wit boxers.